True story: My mom and I went to Lowes to pick up some paint because she’s awesome and decided to let me paint the guest bedroom that I stay in when I visit her each month. She even helped me do it. Did I mention that she’s awesome? While I was looking for tape or something, she went to pick up some hardware for a cabinet she’s building (she’s been taking woodworking classes and is awesome at that, too), but when I went looking for her, she was nowhere to be found. One of the very helpful Lowes employees asked if he could help me find something, so I said, “Yes, what aisle do you keep my mom in?”