Why is it that when you find an eyelash you’re supposed to blow on it and make a wish? Why eyelashes? Why not, say, nose hairs, or armpit hairs, or upper lip hairs? Why can’t you make, like, a hundred wishes when you see all those little upper lip hairs stuck to a wax strip? Who decided that eyelashes were the magical hairs on your body? Personally, I think the teeny tiny little hairs on the backs of my pinky fingers are pretty damn special because there are way fewer of them than eyelashes. Granted, I don’t think I’ve ever seen one fall out, but if that day ever comes, you can bet good money I’m gonna make one hell of a wish on it.