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S has the habit of not actually washing his hands after he puts gel or spray or whatever in his hair, and instead just wipes them on the hand towel in the bathroom. Then, because it’s sticky, he sets it on top of the washing machine but never replaces it with a clean hand towel. I have explained the purpose of the towel, and how, if there isn’t one there, there’s nothing to dry my hands on, and how this makes me really crankypants and way more likely to murder him. He did it AGAIN today, which means I may have to slip him a revenge laxative explain the point of a hand towel all over again. The joys of married life.

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