Is there such a thing as Ex-Lax for computers? Because I’m pretty sure my computer is constipated. It needs a caffeine enema or something. That being said, I’m terrified it’s going to take a crap, figuratively speaking. I just ran a full backup just in case, but if it stays this slow, I’m going to have to defenestrate it.
Did you know that defenestrate is a word? One of my favorites actually. It means to throw a person or object out the window. Given the fact that there’s actually a word for that, I’m guessing that means that defenestration is a fairly regular occurrence. This worries me. Please, you guys, don’t toss me out a window, no matter how slow I get. Kthanksbye!
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..so is there a similar word for “throwing someone under a bus?”
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I’m assuming the word defenestration comes from the French word for window, which is “fenetre.” Since the French word for bus is, well, “bus,” I’m going to have to go with either “debustration” (which might be to throw someone out of a bus) or “sousbustration” (from the French words for under and bus).
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