My mom is here visiting this weekend, which is awesome since yesterday was her birthday and today is, obviously, Mother’s Day. S and I have decided we don’t want her to leave, and since we have this great big cage, we’re going to put a piece of chocolate in it to lure her in. The woman is incapable of resisting chocolate. Then we’ll lock her up tight and keep her forever and take her out to play with and snuggle with whenever we want. I think that’s a great Mother’s Day gift, don’t you?