Dear Person Who Invented the Popcorn Ceiling,
What were you thinking? You have made my rooms darker with the thousands of tiny shadows cast across the ceiling by. You have caused spasms in my neck as I attempt to remove it from my new home. I curse the day you sprang forth from Satan’s loins.
Hearts and kisses,
Emily
My goodness. When I woke up today, “Satan’s loins” was the furthest thing from my mind. Now I don’ think I will be able to escape the phrase. Lol.
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