A few weeks ago, I was saving puppies from a burning building cooking and burned myself, so pulled out a bottle of bourbon an old box of gauze and cleaned and dressed the wound. The box is still sitting on my countertop, and I noticed this while brushing my teeth this morning:

"Stretches & Conforms To Hard To Bandage Areas"

“Stretches & Conforms To Hard To Bandage Areas”

Hubbawah? Does That The Making English Good Be?