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I almost forgot to tell you! In keeping with the strange and wonderful things that happen in our studio bathroom, I give you this: On Thursday night, someone threw their underpants away in our bathroom trashcan. They were just floatin’ around on top of a bunch of paper towels with the trash lid up so all the world could revel in their discarded glory. Because why wouldn’t you throw your underwear away in such a manner? I felt so bad for them, I wrote them a haiku:

undies cast aside

without hope or love or thought

towels now as friends

And then another haiku:

undies showing off

pink hearts amidst the towels

landfill, here they come

And then one more:

undies in our trash

someone’s going commando

I need some bourbon