I almost forgot to tell you! In keeping with the strange and wonderful things that happen in our studio bathroom, I give you this: On Thursday night, someone threw their underpants away in our bathroom trashcan. They were just floatin’ around on top of a bunch of paper towels with the trash lid up so all the world could revel in their discarded glory. Because why wouldn’t you throw your underwear away in such a manner? I felt so bad for them, I wrote them a haiku:
undies cast aside
without hope or love or thought
towels now as friends
And then another haiku:
undies showing off
pink hearts amidst the towels
landfill, here they come
And then one more:
undies in our trash
someone’s going commando
I need some bourbon