Is it wrong that I want Bernie Sanders to be the next president because his name is a combination of Bert and Ernie? Basically, I want a Muppet to be the next president, and this seems as close as it’s gonna get to that happening. Sigh, if only Gonzo would run. I would love to see a debate between Trump and Gonzo. That would be absolutely increditastic. You know what else would be increditastic? More bourbon.