We’ve had several very cold nights and a couple cold days this week, and my nose-trolls are unhappy. This happens every year. The nose-trolls get all annoyed with the world and start bleeding and scabbing and making me feel like I have permanent, crusty boogers way up in my nose at all times. Even if I wanted to go digging for gold up there, I wouldn’t be able to reach said boogers. Given that it’s only October, I can tell it’s going to be a loooooong winter. Someone needs to invent nose-troll moisturizer ASAP.