I have enough curl to my hair that if I wear it down, I either have to let it air dry, or I have to blow dry it and then straighten it to avoid a frizzfest. Since I’m all lazypants, I rarely blow dry and straighten it. Today, I washed my hair, then went out to run some errands. In the checkout line at the grocery store, I noticed the woman behind the register staring at my boobs. I looked down, and my wet hair had formed two round circles of water, so I looked like I was lactating. Awesome.