I think I’ve finally come up with a new year’s resolution. In 2016, I’m going to try to use the word “twaddle” at least once a week. That and “scrofulous.” Twaddle, because Captain Jack Sparrow uses it deliciously. Scrofulous, because my friend used it recently in a comment on one of my Facebook posts, causing her to win the Internet. The WHOLE internet.

If you have any words you think I should consider for regular usage, please share.