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Emily Page Art, FLD, Fractured Memories, frontal lobe dementia, frontotemporal dementia, FTD, Nick Page, publish my book, Publishizer
First, I urgently need you to know that on Sunday, I saw a bumble bee poop and then wipe its butt with its back legs. I felt horrible that I didn’t have any teeny tiny toity paper to offer it. That has to be so humiliating to have to wipe up with your own legs, or really, anyone else’s legs, either. That’s just awkward.
Second, I urgently need you to know that there are only 5 days left in my book campaign. So if you’ve been thinking, “Oh, I want to order but I have plenty of time and there’s a new cat video I need to watch on youtube,” now is the time to pause the video and watch a cute platypus video instead. And then go here to read my book proposal and pre-order yourself a copy for as little as $7. And then post a link to your own social media pages for anyone else who might be interested. And then have a tall glass of bourbon and resume cat video watching and try to forget what I told you about that bumble bee smearing poop all over its legs.
Hi Emily, The post below is about as crazy as the one in which your feet made out with your bedroom rug — or was it the other way around? I wanted to say then, as I do now, that I hope that your feet or bedroom rug were/are using “protection”. You have a book to write so you don’t have time for a baby. “Serene Seas”
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That’s an excellent point. I love crazy socks (https://emilypageart.net/2015/01/13/addiction/), so I’m well protected when my feet make out with the bedroom carpet. A girl can never be too careful. Plus, swollen feet suck, and if they were pregnant, they’d get huge. Shudder. Now if only I had bumble bee colored socks…
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