I’m giving everyone fair warning. People I know tend to die in clusters, which I’m pretty sure is the technical definition of a “clusterfuck.” Since just before Christmas, I’ve known 4 people and one kitty who have died. So if you know me, please, be careful. Look for falling pianos, sink holes, runaway trains, plagues, and the like. Not so much for your own safety, but because I can’t handle any more deaths right now. Seriously. Stop it.