Sometimes, when I’m teaching a class and I’m waiting for my customers to finish painting a step and they’re not talking so I have nothing to eavesdrop on, I think things like, “If I were a sailor, I’d name my cat Catamaran.” And then I think things like, “How come no one has sold stock in themselves? I bet Kim Kardashian would do that.” And then I think things like, “I wish someone would invent bourbon slurpees.” And then I think things like, “Holy shitballs. It’s a really good thing my customers can’t hear my thoughts.”
Things I Think While I’m Teaching
18 Wednesday May 2016
Posted art, humor, sip and paint studio, Uncategorized
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You’ve got something there with the bourbon slushy thing. I’m going to do extensive research…
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I actually came up with something: I poured bourbon, ginger ale, a couple mint leaves, and some ice in a blender and voila: blurpee!
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