Every single day, my husband and I have this conversation:

Me: Stop putting plastic bags in the recycling bin.

Him: I didn’t.

Me: (holding up the plastic bag from inside the cereal box) You did.

Him: Not even that?

Me: Is it plastic?

Him: Yes.

Me: Is it a bag?

Him: Yes.

Me:

or…

Me: Stop putting plastic bags in the recycling bin.

Him: I didn’t.

Me: (holding up the plastic bag from the frozen garlic bread) You did.

Him: Not even that?

Me: Is it plastic?

Him: Yes.

Me: Is it a bag?

Him: Yes.

Me:

or…

Me: Stop putting plastic bags in the recycling bin.

Him: I didn’t.

Me: (holding up the plastic grocery bag) You did.

Him: Not even that?

Me: Is it plastic?

Him: Yes.

Me: Is it a bag?

Him: Yes.

Me:

You get the idea. Sometimes, we like to change it up by having the same conversation about styrofoam because we are fascinating people.