So, this conversation just happened with my husband:
ME: Should we have a lesbian cat wedding and have Maddie marry Keely?
HIM: Absolutely not!
ME (a little shocked): Why not?
HIM: They’re WAY too young and there’s a huge age gap!
ME: But it’s cat years! If they’re 1 and 2, that’s only like a 7 year difference in cat years.
HIM: Exactly. Keely’s, like, 14, and Maddie’s 7. They’re too young to get married.
Sigh. I hate when he’s right.
This is neither Keely nor Maddie. It’s Dizzy. But he thinks we’re hilarious. And I suspect he’s secretly relieved that we’re not trying to marry him off. But now that I think about it, he and Maddie would make an awfully cute couple…
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Great title! Thanks for the much needed laugh and the kitty picture. I was, however, looking forward to seeing a photo of a cat in a wedding dress.
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Oh, for sure that’s happening the next time the hubs goes out of town.
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Lolz. Dizzy DOES look like he thinks it’s all hilarious! 🙂
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He does a lot of sitting around and looking amused at the chaos surrounding him.
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The actual fuck is wrong with you, you do relise that this counts as zoophilia? Right?
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I love the zoo.
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Zoophilia is different. It is anything ‘sexual between an human and an animal.
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Maddie, Keely, and Dizzy are all cats. No humans involved.:)
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You are, how exactly are they lesbian? It is your brain who took their friendship and sexualised it.
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Perhaps you should look up the definition of “humor.” Unless this comment thread is just, like, some fantastic trolling you’re doing. If it is, well done! 🙂
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Not, i was worried by the replies. Good thing.
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