So, this conversation just happened with my husband:
ME: Should we have a lesbian cat wedding and have Maddie marry Keely?
HIM: Absolutely not!
ME (a little shocked): Why not?
HIM: They’re WAY too young and there’s a huge age gap!
ME: But it’s cat years! If they’re 1 and 2, that’s only like a 7 year difference in cat years.
HIM: Exactly. Keely’s, like, 14, and Maddie’s 7. They’re too young to get married.
Sigh. I hate when he’s right.