Did you know that when you eat asparagus that it makes your pee smell funny? If not, I feel truly sorry for you. Some people’s pee apparently isn’t affected by asparagus, and some people’s is but they can’t smell it. This makes me terribly, horribly, devastatingly sad. Like throw-myself-off-a-really-tall-giraffe’s-head sad. In my house, the rule is that, when you have asparagus pee, you must sing the Asparagus Pee song as loudly and badly as possible. Let me demonstrate:

In case you really don’t know about this phenomenon, here’s a video about it:

My only complaint is that the narrator suggests that one would ever not want asparagus pee. Are you kidding me?! What kind of crazy talk is that?