Last night as we’re climbing into bed, S turns on his laptop. Knowing that he STILL hasn’t read any of my blog posts yet, I said, “Oh, are you finally going to read my blog?” He said, “I was going to, but now that you’ve asked, no.” Me: “You were not.” Him: “Well, I need something to put me to sleep.”

So now I must spread more lies about him. Did you know that he is the secret love child of Billy Campbell and Randy Orton? First, pics of them. Then, 2 pics of him. I told so! He may also come from Patrick Swayze and Kurt Russell with the right hair.

Courtesy of Theiapolis People

Courtesy of Bleacher Report