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Nose-Troll Moisturizer

22 Thursday Oct 2015

Posted by emilypageart in humor

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cold weather, nose troll, nostrils

We’ve had several very cold nights and a couple cold days this week, and my nose-trolls are unhappy. This happens every year. The nose-trolls get all annoyed with the world and start bleeding and scabbing and making me feel like I have permanent, crusty boogers way up in my nose at all times. Even if I wanted to go digging for gold up there, I wouldn’t be able to reach said boogers. Given that it’s only October, I can tell it’s going to be a loooooong winter. Someone needs to invent nose-troll moisturizer ASAP.

nose trolls

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Arctic Freeze Relief

21 Saturday Feb 2015

Posted by emilypageart in art, painting

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cold weather, Dick Cheney, Dogwood blossom, hell, pink dogwood, spring

Today is the “hell day” of my work week. I get to the studio about 9am and leave around 11pm. The rest of the world celebrates Friday because they know that Saturday will bring much needed relief. Not so for me. Accordingly, I’m too damn tired already to post anything of value. Therefore, I’m just going to post a pretty picture for you (that I painted) in hopes that it will remind you that this colder-than-Dick-Cheney’s-heart weather will eventually give way to spring:

5"x5" oil on board

5″x5″ oil on board

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