While I wholeheartedly fear either a Trump or a Cruz presidency, I kind of wish they’d run together as President and Vice President. This is due entirely to the fact that I would like to refer to their ticket as the Crump candidacy. I would like to hear newscasters referring to two rhythmless old white dudes as Crump. And every time, I would picture all the krumpers out there giggling:

I’d say they could also be called Truz, but that sounds too much like there might be actual “truth” in the vitriol they spew.