05 Tuesday Jan 2016
Posted in culture, dementia, humor, Uncategorized
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dad, demented selfies, duck face, duck lips, father, FLD, frontal lobe dementia, frontotemporal dementia, FTD, Kardashian, selfies
I think my dad, in his demented state, secretly wants to be a Kardashian. Lately, he’s been doing this weird thing with his mouth which looks like he’s trying to do the whole Kardashian duck lips thing. Sadly, I don’t have a good pic of it, but it cracks me up. Imagine if he had the ability to take selfies…
15 Sunday Mar 2015
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It’s 4:30am right now, and I’m awake because there is a fight going on in the complex of townhouses behind my apartment. The fight is about – wait for it – Kanye West. Some dudes are SCREAMING at each other about who should know more about Kanye. Kanye, y’all. We’re talking about a guy that voluntarily named his child North West and hitched himself to a Kardashian. Really? And you’re angry about who should know more about him? It would be weird if you were fighting about who should know more about Obama. It would be weird if you were fighting about who actually does know more about him. But to be fighting about who should know Kanye best? What? Just…what? I’m pretty sure these guys are going to start punching each other soon based on the level of wolverine scream emanating from them. I’m officially dubbing this Screamfest ’15. Wow….just…wow.
