Last night, I discovered what it feels like to have mouthwash in your nose. I swear, it wasn’t on purpose. I was tilting the bottle back into my mouth, and S made me laugh and I tilted it back too far and suddenly SWOOSH! Mouthwash up my nostrils. Unsurprisingly, it burned like a futhermocker. Surprisingly, the world did not smell like mint for much longer than 23 seconds after the accident occurred. Just in case you were wondering. On the plus side, I’m betting I won’t get any cavities in my nose…I mean, besides the ones already there, since I guess that’s what nostrils are, technically speaking.