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Minty Fresh Nose Trolls

12 Friday Aug 2016

Posted by emilypageart in humor, Uncategorized

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Last night, I discovered what it feels like to have mouthwash in your nose. I swear, it wasn’t on purpose. I was tilting the bottle back into my mouth, and S made me laugh and I tilted it back too far and suddenly SWOOSH! Mouthwash up my nostrils. Unsurprisingly, it burned like a futhermocker. Surprisingly, the world did not smell like mint for much longer than 23 seconds after the accident occurred. Just in case you were wondering. On the plus side, I’m betting I won’t get any cavities in my nose…I mean, besides the ones already there, since I guess that’s what nostrils are, technically speaking.

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Nose-Troll Moisturizer

22 Thursday Oct 2015

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cold weather, nose troll, nostrils

We’ve had several very cold nights and a couple cold days this week, and my nose-trolls are unhappy. This happens every year. The nose-trolls get all annoyed with the world and start bleeding and scabbing and making me feel like I have permanent, crusty boogers way up in my nose at all times. Even if I wanted to go digging for gold up there, I wouldn’t be able to reach said boogers. Given that it’s only October, I can tell it’s going to be a loooooong winter. Someone needs to invent nose-troll moisturizer ASAP.

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