Public Service Announcement: Take your trash out before you go on vacation. We just got back and our house smells like the lower hell you get sent to when you’re too evil to spend eternity in hell.

Public Service Announcement #2: 3 year olds and nail polish don’t mix…unless, of course, you like that “Freshly Meat-cleavered” look. Much like the year I let his then 3 year old sister paint my toenails, a certain young man was, shall we say, somewhat lacking in dexterity.