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Mmmm, Meaty

27 Tuesday Dec 2016

Posted by emilypageart in humor, karma, Uncategorized

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bad nail polish job, bad smell, finger nail, meat cleaver, nail polish, odor, toenail, trash

Public Service Announcement: Take your trash out before you go on vacation. We just got back and our house smells like the lower hell you get sent to when you’re too evil to spend eternity in hell.

Public Service Announcement #2: 3 year olds and nail polish don’t mix…unless, of course, you like that “Freshly Meat-cleavered” look. Much like the year I let his then 3 year old sister paint my toenails, a certain young man was, shall we say, somewhat lacking in dexterity.connor painted nails.jpg

 

 

 

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Smells Like Hipster Spirit

16 Saturday May 2015

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hipster, odor, smell

I just taught a group of teenagers who informed me that “hipster” has a smell. Apparently, hipster smells like new shoes – Vans shoes to be specific. Who knew?

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