This just in: I think I hate priming and painting ceilings even more than I hate scraping the popcorn off of them.

On a related note, lest anyone think I’m not exceptionally thorough when priming, I primed my contact lens today…while it was in my eye. I’m probably going to go blind now. I hope you’re happy, inventor-of-the-popcorn-ceiling-who-made-me-scrape-and-prime-and-paint. <shakes fist at the heavens, realizes her mistake, and shakes fist at hell>