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Bourbon? Water? Who Knows?

28 Friday Apr 2017

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Am I the only one who wants to put my bourbon painting all over water bottles? I mean, sure, it looks great on something like a flask or a shot glass.

But for some reason, I really want to go do something athletic so that I can drink out of a water bottle that has a painting of bourbon on it. This is really the only reason I would ever want to do anything athletic. I also like it on a travel mug. I kind of want to get pulled over by a cop and take a nice big drink out of a travel mug with a picture of bourbon on it just to mess with him. (This may not be the best idea I ever had.)

My absolute favorite, though, is the kids sippy cup. Reason #43534 that I probably shouldn’t have children.

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Anyone Thirsty?

12 Wednesday Apr 2017

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Finished up my painting of bourbon. Combining my love of paint with my love of bourbon? Um, yes, please. Not that I’m drinking the paint. It’s not all that tasty, and is also lethal. I’m also not painting with the bourbon. It’s only one color and not all that permanent. Aren’t you glad I clarified that for you? Wouldn’t want any confusion. For my first bourbon (oh yes, there will be more), I went for a Woodford Reserve:

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Woodford Reserve 14″ x 11″ oil on board $325

Original available here. Prints and other swag available here.

Blushies and Bourpees

25 Wednesday May 2016

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Okay, ya’ll. You have a mission: invent a bourbon slurpee/slushie. We’re calling them bourpees (or maybe blurpees?) or blushies right now, but are open to other names. And by we, we mean me, because, we are giving the commands right now. We will refer to ourselves in the royal we for the duration of this post. Here’s what we’ve tried so far, with mixed results: couple shots o’ bourbon (preferably Maker’s Mark or Woodford Reserve), couple shots o’ ginger ale, couple mint leaves, ice, and water. It was pretty damn tasty, but the consistency wasn’t quite right. Too icy. So will have to try again. But we would love suggestions so that we can get our royal drink on this summer. Go!